Its all natural.....disasters! (and weather!)

What to do when there is a volcano or earthquake on Quadropolis?
Simple! Our buildings can contort and flex alongside our awesome shock absorbers to withstand even the most devestating earthquakes on the Victor Scale (developed by Victor Karvinik). Volcanoes? No problem! we have huge city walls with classified special technologies to with stand a mud/rock/lava slide! Not that there IS a volcano/really high mountain even close to Quadropolis! Finally, its tsunamis and tornadoes. Both start out in the ocean, and the nearest ocean we know about is over 39999km away! Not that a tsunami or tornado will actually REACH us, though. When it gets snowy, and theres a real blizzerd, we have special insulation on our buildings, epuipment, etc. and in case of an ice storm, a layer of special material is placed over important things, and since we dont use telephone poles or anything like that, the ice won't do much damage.